In a similar vein (WARNING – OFFENSIVE MATERIAL)… You’ve probably not come across ugly women, but matelots have particular language to suit. A Brown Bagger is one such term and it’s used to describe someone who’s ugly enough that if you were to have sex with her you’d need to put a brown paper bag over her head. Then, there’s a Double Bagger – someone uglier, where you’d also put a bag over your own head, in case hers fell off. And lastly there’s a Stumper. If you woke in the morning with a Stumper on your arm, you’d chew it off, rather than wake her up.